Rated: All ages
Categories: Novel/Novelette, Parody, Action/Adventure, Romance Characters: Agito, Alex, Alex/Mia, Authors, Felix, Garet, Garet/Mia, Isaac, Isaac/Jenna, Ivan, Ivan/Sheba, Jenna, Karst, Kay, Kyle/Dora, Menardi, Mia, Original, Other, Piers, Santuros, Santuros/Menardi, Sheba
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Word count: 7135 Read: 1827
Published: July 25 2008 Updated: November 16 2008
You can also find this under Golden Sun: The Abridged Series in http://goldensun.rpgplanet.gamespy.com/fanfics/viewstory.php?sid=444
1. The Lost Age? Oh, yeah, we found it! by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 1] 
(921 words)
We did find it... right...?
2. I'm S-M-R-T smart! by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 0] (355 words)
Garets view. Sorry it's so short, but Garet isn't really the cutest Siren you can find in the Mercury Lighthouse (if you know what I mean, and he really isn't cute at all).
3. Isaac Isaac Isaac Isaac by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 0] (306 words)
Now we finally see Jennas point of view...but it's not much. Mainly just about Isaac.
4. Sing-Along with a floating rock! by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 0] (102 words)
I almost think that he has issues...almost.
5. Look! A lil' brown crudball! by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 0] (864 words)
Ivan will defanitely complicate the relationships of the others.
6. Undies of the Ninja! by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 0] (1101 words)
Kraden has somehting to say.
Sorry I haven't updated, I was internet-less for four days! Can you imagine what horrors I went through?
I pretty much just figured out what winows moviemaker is =s
7. Hey look, a nickel! by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 0] (1401 words)
I'm starting to think that Garet really is dedicated to that cause...
8. Whether the Weather by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 0] (1290 words)
If you want to help with the 'Garet Project' (sending Garet to a boarding school for people with... ehh... weaker brains, pleas call 1-800-555-5555-IVAN-CANT-GET-A-DATE. The site is garetneedsalifeoutsideofdaydreamingaboutmia.schtzl. That's garet needs a life outside of daydreaming about mia .schtzl (.schtzl is dot schnitzel, for all your wakcy dumb random figurative needs).
You can also buy a T-shirt with I'm With Garet > on it and one with I'm S-M-R-T smart! also. Sod at imaginary stores everywhere (except in Yakima, Anywhere ((because it sounds likesomeone threw it up)) )
9. *Insert title here* by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 0] (247 words)
Since I'm back from my vacation, I decided to give my adoring fans yet another story.
10. And They All Never Lived Happily Ever After by Gallant of Venus [Reviews - 0] (548 words)
Since the last chapter kinda sucked, I'll try to make it up with this one.